Lembit builds up his employers beyond credulity

We must be most grateful to James Graham's little sideline, Prawn Free Lembit for bringing us dear Lembo's weekly Daily Sport column. This week's column contains this classic:

ON Wednesday, the Prime Minister committed yet more troops to Afghanistan. In my view, and this paper’s view, that’s the wrong policy.

Crikey. Do you see what he did there? That's Lembit really building up his employers, isn't it? He smuggled that in, so we hardly noticed it, didn't he? The Daily Sport (lead story today "Corrie girls get rude"), he reckons, actually has a view on the Afghanistan conflict! Astonishing! They have actually used their little grey cells to actually think through the evidence and then come to what could loosely be called "a conclusion"!

Staggering!

I need a stiff drink.